Valentines

valentines day rhymes / jokes?

Does any one know any good rhymes or jokes for a valentines card?

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1. I love you, I love you, I love you divine Please give me your bubblegum You're sitting on mine. I love you, I love you I love you I do But don't get excited I love monkeys too (Old rhymes)
2. Roses are red, brambles are thorny... when i'm with you, i'm so damm horny :-)
3. If hugs were rain i'd send you showers, If smiles were minutes i'd give you hours, If kisses were water i'd send you the sea, If love was a person i'd send you me!
4. roses are red violets are blue you feet really stink i still love you
5. Roses are Red Volets are Blue I Have a STD Now so Do You!
6. Real Friends Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
7. my love is like a cabbage divided into two I'll give the leaves to everyone And save the heart for you.. I love you, i love you, i love you almighty I wish your pygamas were next to my nightie dont be mistaken dont be misled I mean on the clothes line And not on the bed. from a nut to a raisin how about a date... dont make love at the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours aint dont make love in a cornfield remember corn has ears... roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses have wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head
8. the sky is blue the grass is green my face is funny but yours is a scream
9. Roses are Red Chocolates are brown pull off my pants it's time to go down