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Most Sex Offenders in Compliance in Lawrence County, Ohio Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 10:53AMAccording to the U.S. Marshals Office only ten of the 105 registered sex offenders in Lawrence County, Ohio were found to be out of compliance.
Rebuilt "Rock Crusher Curve" Dedicated Monday Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 10:53AMThe $12 million road project runs nearly a mile and half along U.S. 60 between Olive Hill and Interstate 64.
Toddler Killed in Mobile Home Fire Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 9:53AMThe Ohio State Fire Marshal’s Office says the fire happened in the 400-block of Tram Road in Stout around 1:30 a.m. Sunday.
Hiram Moore Sentenced to Prison Monday, March 1, 2010 @ 9:53AMA former Marshall University football player convicted of drug charges, but given a second chance, is now headed to prison.
Rock Slide Causing Delays Along Rt. 114 in Pinch Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 7:08PM911 dispatchers say a rock slide could cause delays for drivers.
Program Offers Financial Breaks to Students Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 7:07PMA college education doesn't usually come free, but getting a break can come easy with the help of College Goal Sunday.
Fire Destroys Cross Lanes Home Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 6:22PMA fire has destroyed a house in the Cross Lanes area of Kanawha County.
Nitro Department Heads to Talk Budget Cuts Monday Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 5:53PMMayor Rusty Casto says city revenues are down this year and possibly next year by an estimated $50,000 to $80,000.
Pieces of Bridge Break Through Woman's Car Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 5:53PMWe expect to drive along roads and across bridges, not have the structure come along for the ride.
Woman Shot to Death, Man Facing Charges Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 5:07PMThe Athens County Sheriff's Office say a woman died Saturday evening after being shot.
West Virginians to be Honored for Supporting Civil Rights Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 3:37PMA federal judge and newspaper editor, and a former mayor and beauty contestant will be honored for championing the cause for humans rights in West Virginia.
Power Restored in Ironton Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 1:52PMAccording to 911 Dispatchers in Lawrence County, Ohio power has been restored to the City of Ironton.
More WV Troops Heading to Afghanistan Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 1:37PMAbout 275 members of a National Guard unit based in Parkersburg will depart Monday for predeployment training before heading to Afghanistan.
Vehicle Rollover Reported Along I-77 in Sissonville, One Injured Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ 1:23PMA person was taken to the hospital after an accident along Interstate 77 in Sissonville.
Silver Foxes to present Valentines program Thursday Tuesday, February 16, 2010 @ 12:18PMThe Wisconsin Rapids Community Theatres Silver Foxes will present a Valentines program at 12:30 p.m. Thursday in the Studio Theatre. The program will feature a skit, A Fine Day for February, along with songs, jokes and audience participation. There is no admission charge, but a free-will offering will be accepted. For more information, call 421-0435.
Smackdown Report for Feb 12 Sunday, February 14, 2010 @ 4:09PMSmackdown comes blasting in from the home state of the Super Bowl Champs and the spiciest gumbo this side of the Bayou! Hold on to your gators, kids! Smackdown starts with a BANG!
Students bring Valentine cheer to seniors Sunday, February 14, 2010 @ 3:03AM— Evening News photo by DANIELLE PORTTEUS Patricia Bussell, 11, jokes with Bea Hendershot on Friday while they play bingo.
Singing quartet delivers Valentines in song Friday, February 12, 2010 @ 4:33PMJohn Kuntz, The Plain DealerDr. Linda Lee is serenaded by members of barbershop quartet Final Edition. Dr. Linda Lee returned to her Kaiser Permanente Parma Medical Center office on Snow Road on Friday to be surprised by four large men...
Valentines Day Tips on Love and Money: My Advice to Women Friday, February 12, 2010 @ 2:34PMFiled under: Personal Finance , Dr. Boyce Money As the author of the book, "Financial Lovemaking 101 ," I thought that Valentine's Day might be a great time for us to talk about how love and money mix in ways you might never imagine. The powerful combination of affection and finances can be like the interaction between drugs, liquor, fire and gasoline, creating the kind of chemistry that blows ...
Geneen Roth: What I Learned About Eating And Living From Abraham Lincoln Friday, February 12, 2010 @ 8:16AMAt 6'4" and very thin, Lincoln was definitely not a compulsive eater, I've gleaned endless pearls from his life about how to handle the desire to eat compulsively -- and what really matters.
Best entertainment bets for Feb. 12-18 Friday, February 12, 2010 @ 12:10AMEver wondered what happens inside the ice-fishing shanty? A small theater company in Door County, Wis., cracked open that door. Inside were two obsessed goofuses and one beer-mooching menace.
Fisher: Making every day Valentine's Day Thursday, February 11, 2010 @ 7:29PMLove in the post-marital age
On Valentine's Day: You've been friended Thursday, February 11, 2010 @ 3:22PMFacebook and other social media are increasingly the way we form communities and communicate. Friending is fine, though it's like a second-grade valentine.
Valentine’s Day not just for lovers, but pranksters too Thursday, February 11, 2010 @ 10:14AMBy: Travis Hensley One of the most fun things I have ever done on Valentine’s Day occurred during a health fair at the college I attended before transferring to UH. I took all of the books out of my backpack, walked up to trays of condoms that were on display and dump...
Studies say love helps conquer disease: a Madison couple’s story Thursday, February 11, 2010 @ 6:08AMAh, love....
Studies say love helps conquer disease: a Madison couple’s story Thursday, February 11, 2010 @ 6:01AMThe strength of bonds like that of Mary and Gary Dobbs is celebrated around the world in medical journals, which find over and over again that married people are healthier and survive illness at significantly higher rates than those who are widowed, divorced, or, worse, going through a stressful separation.
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Valentine singers find smiles, tears — and a few surprises Wednesday, February 10, 2010 @ 12:14PM“Special delivery” took on a whole new meaning for an An-O-Chords quartet a few years ago when the singers were assigned to serenade a Navy wife on Valentine’s Day. “It…
Every Rose Has Its Thorn Tuesday, February 9, 2010 @ 7:54PMFind your next date at the Fuck Valentine's Day Erotic Psychotic Extravaganza. by Rachel Swan San Francisco comedian Justin Scales won't be pegged a romantic any time soon. "Love is bullshit," he said when asked to reveal his sentiments on intimacy and relationships. "It's just a way for weak people to cling onto other weak people and just siphon the souls of each other." But still there's hope ...
Garner and Kutcher goof on 'Valentine's Day' Tuesday, February 9, 2010 @ 7:37PMValentine's Day is coming up, and many of us are wondering what we should do. "Valentine's Day" came out Friday, and while the ensemble romantic comedy doesn't offer any real suggestions about what to do, two of its stars — Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher — sat down with us to talk
Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher goof on 'Valentine's Day' Tuesday, February 9, 2010 @ 7:37PMValentine's Day is coming up, and many of us are wondering what we should do. "Valentine's Day" came out Friday, and while the ensemble romantic comedy doesn't offer any real suggestions about what to do, two of its stars — Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher — sat down with us to talk
Valentine's Day Events Roundup, Part 2 Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 10:23AMI heart LDN by amanda farah, courtesy of the Londonist flickr pool. Not feeling inspired by any of our previous Valentine's day suggestions? Read on for more quirky romantic ideas featuring tea, tango and tigers... Do a little dance Highbury Roundhouse is putting on a Valentines themed dinner and dance on Saturday night, featuring classic jazz tunes from the 30s and 40s for you to dance to. 7-11 ...
Be There or Be Square for Feb. 4 through 10 Thursday, February 4, 2010 @ 8:33AMTurns out the Upstate is a very eclectic place. No matter what you feel like doing from one week to the next, chances are pretty good there will be a place you can do that very thing. For instance, if you are looking for a unique way to prepare for the upcoming Valentines Day festivities, that can happen. Or perhaps you have always wanted to learn a little bit about new cultures — through dance ...
MERRIMACK VALLEY IN A MINUTE Tuesday, February 2, 2010 @ 11:17PMMETHUEN — Methuen will once again host the American Cancer Society's Relay for Life. The all-night Methuen/Greater Lawrence Relay for Life is scheduled for June 5 at Methuen High School. Methuen High students, including Jenna Fabrizio, Rachel Sterner, Lauren Loffredo and Shelley Fabrizio, have stepped up to run a second version of what was perhaps Methuen's largest community event last year.
Smiffys Launch New Australian Retail Fancy Dress Site Wednesday, January 20, 2010 @ 1:01AMSmiffys has announced the launch of its new retail fancy dress site in Australia.
Witness: Serial Killer Joked During TV Coverage Tuesday, July 7, 2009 @ 2:42PMThe day after a serial killer died during a shootout with police, more details are emerging about the days following five killings in Cherokee County before the shootout in Gaston County, N.C.